Rod Steiger and Yvonne DeCarlo topline this slice of
Canadian schlock as the psychotic scripture-spouting parents of a backwoods Bible-fearing
family of three middle-aged adults with childlike minds and decidedly adult
homicidal tendencies. Grown daughter Fanny (Janet Wright) wears her hair in pig
tails and totes around a mummified baby in a veiled bassinet; pudgy son Teddy
(William Hootkins) has a childish temper matched only by his adult libido; and
giggling son Woody (Michael J. Pollard) is a taunting tattletale.
When three irritating yuppie couples charter a plane for a
weekend camping getaway, you know it’s only a matter of seconds after the synthesizer-heavy
opening credits before their prop plane’s engine sputters out and the requisite
emergency landing strands them on a generic forest-shrouded island of dubious derivation.
After establishing that the plane won’t start and the radio won’t work, the
hapless slasher fodder set out in search of help, instead stumbling upon the Rockwellian
farmhouse of Ma and Pa (the actual character names!).
Although the six ill-fated travelers of AMERICAN GOTHIC are
chronologically older than their high school and college-age slasher film
predecessors, advanced age does little to aid in the development of internal
alarms even after they step into the timeworn time warp of Ma and Pa’s parlor
and break bread with the family.
What follows is a by-the-numbers slasher, with dashes of incest,
necrophilia, and infanticide thrown in to sweeten the carnage casserole. Like
all good slashers, AMERICAN GOTHIC is requisitely cliché-ridden and fans will
find much comfort in the film’s essentially intact formula, right down to its
killer tagline: The family that slays
together stays together. The inventive kills here mimic childhood games –
murder by swing and jump rope, eye gouging with a toy soldier's bayonet.
Then – after the largely forgettable cast is systematically
slaughtered by the murderous trio of siblings – AMERICAN GOTHIC does something
interesting with its final girl, veering from the obligatory chase scene and
into the decidedly more grindhouse-gothic territory of early 70’s films like TERROR
AT RED WOLF INN. Lone survivor Cynthia (Sarah Torgov) – who we know from
flashbacks is of questionable sanity herself following the bathtub drowning
death of her baby and a stint in a “clinic” of indiscernible origin – seemingly
snaps and is adopted as Ma and Pa’s fourth “child”. Now dressed as Fanny’s
clone in shiny black Mary Janes, pink-gingham dress, and pigtails, Cynthia
seems right at home with her new wackadoodle family – at least until it’s bath
time for Fanny’s baby mummy. Flashing back to her own baby’s death, Cynthia re-snaps and struggles with Fanny for
the baby, whose mummified head is ripped from its body in the ensuing scuffle.
Baby mummy’s beheading earns Fanny a bloody bludgeoning with a galvanized steel
tub and each remaining member of the family their own Cynthia-style
comeuppance. Like many a final girl before and after her, poor Cynthia is left
abandoned – both physically on the island and mentally in her own mind – to
stew in her own insanity, cradling and cooing to her (dead and decapitated) baby mummy.
Although Director John Hough was no stranger to genre fare,
having directed THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE (1973), THE WATCHER IN THE WOODS
(1980), and THE INCUBUS (1982), he never manages to balance the dark humor with
the requisite chills necessary to ground the slasher mayhem – and the result is
an uneven film that never quite gains a firm footing in either comedy or
horror. Still, AMERICAN GOTHIC does manage to achieve the camp factor of the
earlier MOTEL HELL in spots when it isn’t dipping its toes into the completely
absurd. Steiger and DeCarlo –
questionably slumming it here – chew the scenery with particularly gleeful
abandon, later incarnations of Farmer Vincent and his sausage-making sister,
Ida. Wright, who bears a passing resemblance to MOTEL’s late Nancy Parsons, is
chillingly good as Fanny – putting to rest the question of what would have happened
if John Waters ever decided to remake WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BAY JANE? with an
adult Shirley Temple in the lead.
Interestingly, Hough may have actually been ahead of his
time with AMERICAN GOTHIC and its twisted take on religion and family values
years before the evangelical political galvanization here in this country. Although
remake-weary audiences are loathe to endure yet another slasher film reboot,
reimagining, or recalibration, the timeliness of Hough’s – and screenwriters Burt Wetanson’s and Michael Vines’ –
source material may be ripe for some restyling.
By 1988, the golden era of the slasher film had begun its
inevitable pop culture fade, retiring for its eight-year nap before SCREAM
would re-awaken it, refreshed for at least awhile. Even diehard fans of the
popular sub-genre knew it was time to give the slasher a rest when the
imitators were being imitated, when films like AMERICAN GOTHIC ripped off
earlier HALLOWEEN and FRIDAY THE 13TH rip-offs like JUST BEFORE DAWN and
HUMONGOUS.
On the surface, AMERICAN GOTHIC is equal parts corny and
well-worn, but – at least on repeated viewings over time – the film washes over
like a hallucinogenic fever dream.
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